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Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| XS (inches) | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 |
| M (inches) | 29 | 20 |
| L (inches) | 30 | 22 |
| XL (inches) | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 | 28 |